Welcome back to the bad, gentle readers! This latest chapter is one of the good ones – in fact, it's right there next to chapter 16 with the amount of uncontrollable laughter it provoked from me as I read. I don't want anyone to feel deprived of that, so let's get started right away!
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| Pictured: me trying to follow the things I read in this chapter. |
Hello there, gentle readers! We're back and at 'em as usual – I've been having a lot of fun with this recap, except when I wasn't, and there really isn't that much book left, so I'm trying to wrap things up before the end of the month. Today's chapter was a surprisingly short one, in the book at least; it still gave me plenty to dissect, though, so my vaguely-promised double feature recaps will have to wait a little longer, if I can get one done at all. I'm hoping to make up for that by throwing something truly heinous at y'all, though.
Let's see how far into this chapter I can make it before I have to scream into a pillow.
Warning: today's chapter includes yet-freaking-another main character getting physically rough with the heroine. Not to the degree that Burke did, but the fact that I have to include this warning at all makes me want to bite through the book.
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| Wasn't easy to decide which chapter to use this one for, but I had to. |
Greetings and salutations, gentle readers! I know I'm not obligated to post several recaps each day, but I kept feeling like something was drawing me to the next chapter, nagging at me to check it out, promising wonders I had never seen before, or at least not since the first time I read this thing. So I decided to take a look. And oh, I was so right.
Join me on this journey once more as the stupidity reaches the... first of several peaks in this book.
Warning: today's chapter includes a scheme involving badly acted spousal abuse. No one actually gets hurt and it's pretty much impossible to take seriously, but it is there. Proceed with caution.
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| Yet again... today's reading face needs no explanation. |
Nafter noon, gentle readers! After yesterday's epically hilaribad recap, I'm bringing a bit of a breather with a shorter chapter before we start plumbing the depths again. I was considering doing a double feature this time, but the next chapter is on the longer side and I'm trying to keep my momentum, so that'll have to wait.
Nonetheless, enjoy!
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| Pictured: me trying to keep up with the super mega spying. |
Greetings, gentle readers! We made it to the funny bad turning point, I'm very proud of everyone who lasted this long with me. Alas, I'm forced to change plans slightly: since chapter 14 is a fairly long one, I can't do a double feature on account of the post becoming long enough to try everyone's patience if I did. But fear not, for this chapter can stand on its own as one of the funniest damn things I've ever read.
Let's dip in, shall we?
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| This one needs no explanation either. Or at least it won't once you've seen the chapter. |
Hello and welcome back to the nonsense, gentle readers! Today's recap is another funny one, hopefully (by which I mean that I had fun with this chapter and I hope that translates into my writing); it's on the shorter side, but worry not, for the next one is a doozy.
Until we get to that... let's begin.
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| Today's reading faces have been provided by Mad Max. Thank you, Max. |
Greetings, gentle readers! I am back with more travesties, and I'm pleased to report that not only was today's chapter way too long and skin-crawlingly creepy, which means there was even more bad than usual for me to get mad at, but it's actually one of the genuinely funny ones in this book. Hence me wrapping up the day with a third recap posted.
Without further ado... enjoy!
Warning: there's some dubious consent in this chapter involving some making out, but since this is a bodice-ripper, naturally the heroine ends up being into it and that counts as retroactive consent or something. Sigh.
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| This picture is truly worth a thousand words. |
