Greetings, gentle readers!
Today is a special day... because we are finishing Moonlit Obsession. Only chapter 25 and 26 left to go. So let's get right into one of the most underwhelming book finales I have ever read!
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| Pictured once again: me trying to keep up with the silliness in this chapter. |
Welcome to more nonsense, dear readers! Not much to say now, except that this chapter is the third-to-last one in the book, and it contains quite possibly my favorite moment in the entire story. Yes, even better than "whirl and dip and spin and splinter" or "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH". That good. So let's get right into it!
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| Today's reading face needs no explanation. I think I could have done this whole recap with Deadfall screencaps... but I love myself more than to rewatch that movie. |
Welcome back, gentle readers!
My apologies for not posting a recap yesterday; I do still absolutely intend to finish this book by the end of the month, but I was feeling a bit under the weather. And since I wouldn't show up with anything but me at my recapping best for y'all to enjoy (I mean, not sure if my best is any good, but hey, I do try), I decided not to attempt to force-start the sporking brain if it went offline. I am back with more bad though, so let's begin!
Warning: today's chapter includes a very brief moment where the heroine gets hurt by yet another male character; I glossed over it because it's nothing new and I didn't feel the need to dwell, but it is there. Take care.
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| Pictured: me reacting to all the masterful plotting in this chapter. Thank you for your service again, Deadfall. |
Greetings, dear readers!
I bring another chapter on the heels of the last one, since I am trying my best to recap the rest of this book before next month, and there's a beastly long discussion brewing in me that gets more elaborate with every single moment of fail. Until we get there, enjoy the latest offering!
Warning: this chapter involves the hero kissing the heroine against her will, but as per this book's track record, she ends up being into it. However, she is unhappy about what happened afterwards. Sigh.
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| Thank you for today's reading face, Mr. Spock. |
Hello there, gentle readers! After last chapter I was almost afraid that the bad-stravaganza would let us down, that we would never see feats the like of chapter 14, chapter 16 or chapter 18 again... but worry not, because my squeaky clown shoe prophecy ended up being fulfilled. (What a sentence.)
Let's jump right into the fail!
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| I think this image should... adequately warn y'all of the kind of chapter we're getting. |
Hello again, gentle readers!
To everyone who hasn't jumped ship even after the horrors of chapter 19: rest assured that I won't hit y'all with something like that again. Today's chapter gave me slightly less funny bad to work with, but also much less bad bad to scream in horror at; I consider that a fair trade. I did my best to recap what I was given, though. Enjoy.
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| Pictured: Monsieur De Vauban. |
Greetings, gentle readers!
This is... one of the bad ones. Like, one of the really bad ones. You know how in chapter 16, the book apparently heard me laughing at a silly line and threw something at me that freaked me the fuck out? This entire chapter is that after the blast I had with chapter 18. So let's get it over with.
Warning: today's chapter involves the heroine being terrified of the """hero""", some more physical abuse, and a bit of inner monologue from Buffalo Burke that's so horrifying for a romance novel, I had to take a photo of it to prove I wasn't making it up.
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| Pictured: me getting hit by the bad bad after the funny bad lulled me into a false sense of hilarity. |
