Nafter noon, gentle readers! After yesterday's epically hilaribad recap, I'm bringing a bit of a breather with a shorter chapter before we start plumbing the depths again. I was considering doing a double feature this time, but the next chapter is on the longer side and I'm trying to keep my momentum, so that'll have to wait.
Nonetheless, enjoy!
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| Pictured: me trying to keep up with the super mega spying. |
Greetings, gentle readers! We made it to the funny bad turning point, I'm very proud of everyone who lasted this long with me. Alas, I'm forced to change plans slightly: since chapter 14 is a fairly long one, I can't do a double feature on account of the post becoming long enough to try everyone's patience if I did. But fear not, for this chapter can stand on its own as one of the funniest damn things I've ever read.
Let's dip in, shall we?
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| This one needs no explanation either. Or at least it won't once you've seen the chapter. |
Hello and welcome back to the nonsense, gentle readers! Today's recap is another funny one, hopefully (by which I mean that I had fun with this chapter and I hope that translates into my writing); it's on the shorter side, but worry not, for the next one is a doozy.
Until we get to that... let's begin.
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| Today's reading faces have been provided by Mad Max. Thank you, Max. |
Greetings, gentle readers! I am back with more travesties, and I'm pleased to report that not only was today's chapter way too long and skin-crawlingly creepy, which means there was even more bad than usual for me to get mad at, but it's actually one of the genuinely funny ones in this book. Hence me wrapping up the day with a third recap posted.
Without further ado... enjoy!
Warning: there's some dubious consent in this chapter involving some making out, but since this is a bodice-ripper, naturally the heroine ends up being into it and that counts as retroactive consent or something. Sigh.
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| This picture is truly worth a thousand words. |
Hello again, everyone! Long time no see. Like, almost ten hours. I figured that as long as I'm blogging again, I might as well hurry to get this pile of ostrich poo of a book out of my system, so! Here we are, I guess.
Let's.
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| Today's reading face, courtesy of Alien Resurrection. I haven't even begun to scratch the surface of my funny reaction image screencap collection, trust me. |
Greetings again, gentle readers! I've decided I have another recap entry in me, since clowning on this book is sort of becoming a hobby for me. Some people are into BASE jumping, some people keep tarantulas as pets, I dunk on braincell-killing literature. Don't judge me.
Shall we?
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| Today's reading face, courtesy of the underrated masterpiece (read: absolute stinker) Alien Domicile. Yes, that's a real movie and yes, I've seen it. |
Welcome back to my nightmare, gentle readers! It has taken me longer than I would have expected to tackle another episode of the Sea Urchin and Buffalo Burke saga, partly because of a magnificent bout of blogger's block, and partly because other things have been eating up my free time. Including finishing my first ever large-scale fiction writing project, yay for me! But worry not, I have not abandoned the agony, and I fully intend to go through with the rest of this book recap in the next few months. So without further ado, put on the diving goggles and let's submerge ourselves in the septic tank once more!
Warning: there is another supremely creepy moment in this chapter where the hero (and I use that term more loosely than a pair of harem pants) uses physical force to establish control over the heroine. Take care, gentle readers.
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| Pictured: today's reading face, courtesy of Deadfall once more. |
